George Lopez

Season 5 Episode 4

George Drives the Batmobile

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Oct 19, 2005 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Carmen: (In a bar) So what does a mortgage broker do?
      George: (Comes up behind her) He goes to jail for ten years for picking up a sixteen year old!

    • (George is driving Benny and her friends through a drive-thru)
      Gina: (To the speaker) You know I don't feel like a burger, I'm in the mood for a little Mexican. What time do you get off?
      (Everyone in the car, except George, bursts out laughing)
      George: (Pushing Gina back, disgusted) Gina, there are some jobs even Mexicans won't do.

    • George: I can't believe you never let me drive your car all those years because you were worried about me getting hurt.
      Benny: You're not that special, drop it.
      George: Is that why you never let me play football?
      Benny: Look George, if I was going to find a helmet to fit your head, I would have had to take out the padding. I was already growing tomatoes out in the back yard, I didn't want another vegetable in the house.

    • (Carmen used a lame excuse)
      George: Why don't I get a shovel so I can fertilize this crap?

    • Angie: If I don't get some alone time in my own home... you're mom and I are gonna come to blows.
      George: Put up you're fists of fury... I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser in her ear. You cry if you're shoe pinches. Good luck Bambi.

    • Benny: I don't deserve to be conscious right now.

    • (Benny passes out)
      George: We got 8 hours until she wakes up, we can leave her in Mexico. We put her in a Pikachu costume, put a sign on her saying "Beat me, I'm filled with candy"!

  • Notes

    • ABC's "George Lopez" ranked as the No. 1 non-sports program in its half-hour among Adults 18-49 (3.0/9). "George Lopez" defeated its comedy competition in the time period, CBS' "Still Standing," by 11% in Total Viewers (8.1 million vs. 7.3 million) and by 25% in Adults 18-49 (3.0/9 vs. 2.4/7).

    • George's conversion with the speaker box at the fastfood joint was part of George's "Why You Crying" stand-up.

  • Allusions

    • Pokemon

      George tells Angie to dress up Benny in a Pikachu costume, referencing the popular cartoon show.

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