George Lopez

Season 5 Episode 12

George Enrolls Like That

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Jan 25, 2006 on ABC
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Episode Summary

When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.

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    Professor Tracy Lim

    Guest Star

    Julian Acosta

    Julian Acosta

    Rick Martinez

    Guest Star

    Brooks Almy

    Brooks Almy

    Principal Stahler

    Guest Star

    Jack Blessing

    Jack Blessing

    Jack Powers

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (6)

      • Angie: George is going back to school.
        Benny: Why? Do they need a big-headed mascot to run around at the football games?
        George: If they needed a mascot, they could just put a saddle on you and ride you during touchdowns.

      • Benny: So when they call you an idiot, it's inspirational. But when I do it, I'm a bad mother.
        George: They didn't yell it at me during potty training. Even today when I have trouble, I have to yell at myself, 'Come on, you idiot!'

      • Rick: I couldn't sleep at night from all the police helicopters.
        George: Yeah well I didn't have a dad, I was GLAD for the police helicopters, it was the only time in my life I had any male guidance. 'Son, go back in the house!'
        Rick: I don't have a dad either, he died when I was a kid.
        George: Well my mom had to work two jobs AND I had a learning disability.
        Rick: Dyslexia?
        George: Yeah, you know we have a lot in common.
        Ernie: Yeah, you two started out the same way and then Rick went to college and did a whole lot better.

      • Principal Stahler: Studies show that kids with parents who didn't attend college are less likely to go themselves.
        George: So what you're saying is we stupid.

      • Angie: Over half these seats are empty, usually it's hard to get a space.
        Principal Stahler: Good evening, parents, you're probably wondering why only some of you are here.
        George: Yeah, cuz all the losers stayed at home.
        Principal Stahler: You're all here because none of you went to college.
        George: Strike that, Angie, we're the losers.

      • Professor Lim: Mr. Lopez, are you cheating?
        George: No...
        Professor Lim: Read it.
        George: (Reads) "Do you think Professor Lim is hot?" I didn't write it! I just circled "Yes".
        Professor Lim: I would have respected you more if you were cheating...
        George: Forget you, susque im changing my answer to no.

    • NOTES (1)

      • From 8:00-9:00 p.m., opposite Fox's "American Idol," freshman comedy "Freddie" built on its "George Lopez" lead-in by 14% among Adults 18-49 (2.4/6 vs. 2.1/6).

    • ALLUSIONS (0)