George Lopez

Season 5 Episode 1

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Oct 05, 2005 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Vic: You're screwed, Granny! And I know that sounds mean, but you put me through the same thing. You married without my approval. The difference is that, unlike you, Carmen will be running off with a smart, wealthy man, with a future.
      Angie: Daddy, when are you gonna give up on that? George turned out great.
      Vic: Well, even a blind squirrel finds a nut eventually.
      George: (wielding a golf club) Stay right there and I'll find two more.