George Lopez

Season 4 Episode 14

George Gets Assisterance

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Feb 01, 2005 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Linda: What are my real mother and father like?
      George: Well, our father's easy. He ran out on Mom before you were born. I didn't know him, but I tracked him down last year. I punched him in the face, he asked me for a kidney, and he died.
      Linda: And my mother?
      George: Oh, yeah. She's kind of hard to describe in just a few words. She's a short... bitter... drunk. Actually, that covers it.