George had also posed as Carmen online in season 1's "Curious George."
When George shows a picture of his family, Freddie mistakes Benny for a garden gnome. Later in the episode "George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie", George comments on how their neighbor's garden gnome looks like Benny.
Ernie: Hey, that's my apartment! What are the neighbors gonna think when some creepy weird dude shows up?
George: I don't know, what'd they think when you moved in?
Ernie: It's scary with all those creeps on the internet. Things were a lot simpler when we were kids. You knew who the bad guys were; they'd show up in a van and ask you to help them find their puppy.
George: That happen to you?
Ernie: No, I was too fat. The vans would slow down and look at me, then keep going. I tried to jump in once but they locked the doors from the inside.
Zoey's message That's ok. My uncle's got a business trip so we can finally meet.
Zoey: reading Max's message That sounds coolzivwapipip.
Max and George are fighting over Carmen's phone
Ernie: Cup check. (Knocks George's crotch, nothing happens)
George: Cup check. (Knocks Ernie's crotch, Ernie gets on his knees and starts crying in pain) You don't say cup check unless you're wearing one!
Ernie: I never played sports George! I don't know.
Max: Mom and dad kicked me off my computer, they think I'm talking to some old perv online.
Carmen: Wow, there's an old perv out there who can't do better than you?
Max: It's not an old perv, it's a girl. Can I use your phone to email her?
Carmen: Well, usually I'd say no but, there's a chance you might be wrong and get abducted, so here!
Angie: (she and George walk into the backyard and see Max on the computer) What's Max doing on the computer? He knows he's not allowed online when we're not home. What do you think he's doing?
George: Well, let's see. He's a boy and fourteen. That computer is a box full on naked women!
Freddie: This is a business trip.
Zoey: Then why are you taking Chris?
Freddie: Because, he's my business partner!
Chris: And I can get him into the Playboy mansion.
Freddie: You scored that?!
Chris: Yeah, I'm smooth....
Freddie: Ok, how much?
Chris: Five grand a piece and we're gay designers from Paris.
Freddie: (turns to Zoey) Yes, gay. But not so gay we can't be turned!
Freddie: (before he and Chris go into Ernie's apartment) We've got the advantage, he's expecting a thirteen year old girl. And I've seen you fight, you're a least a fifteen year old girl!
Freddie: (while he and George are fighting) Zoey's my niece!
George: Uh-huh, prove it!
Freddie: I've got a picture of her in my wallet. I'd have to reach in my pocket to get it, unless you want to do it.
George: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Vic: Back in Cuba there were no pedophiles trying to molest you. If an old man had his hand down your pants it was because he was looking for food!
George: Why would you carry around food in your pants? Why not just use a brown paper bag?
Vic: And leave my father without a briefcase? I don't think so.
(Max shows Zoey's picture to prove he's not talking to a stalker)
George: That picture could be a fake! Ernie uses Antonio Bandera's picture to pick up women online! Then when they meet him, he says that he's gained weight for "Zorro - The Later Years."
(George shows his family in a picture to prove to Freddie he is telling the truth)
Freddie: Is that a garden gnome with a cigarette in its mouth?
George: Nah man, that's my mom.
George: From now on, you can't IM anyone or go on any chat rooms! Only I know the password.
Max: Is it... "WAPA"?
George: ... Not anymore.
Chris: (to Ernie, after everyone calmed down) What does "rent-to-own" mean?
Angie: You could go to the library and open a book.
Max: Must you make everything a joke?
Freddie: (typing as Zoe) Are you sure you're 14? Because sound more mature than any 14 yearold I know.
Chris: You know he can't hear you.
Freddie: (agitated) I'm in character!
Brian Austin Green (Chris) also worked with Valente Rodriguez (Ernie) in the season 5 episode "Injustice For All" of Beverly Hills 90210.
ABC's "George Lopez" drew its largest audience (7.3 million) and highest Adults 18-49 rating (2.8/8) in the half-hour since December – since 12/21/05 and 12/7/05, respectively. ABC's comedy combination of "George Lopez" and "Freddie" built Adult 18-49 audience for ABC during the 8 o'clock hour, defeating their CBS comedy competitors by wide margins. At 8:00 p.m., ABC's "George Lopez" outpaced CBS' "Out of Practice" by 41% in Adults 18-49 (2.4/7 vs. 1.7/5). At 8:30 p.m., ABC's "Freddie" beat out CBS' "Courting Alex" by 53% in Adults 18-49 (2.6/7 vs. 1.7/4).
Freddie Prinze, Jr. (Freddie), Brian Austin Green (Chris) and Chloe Suazo (Zoe) crossover their characters from Freddie.
Ernie, getting ready for the "pervert" from Chicago, was trying to perform The Crane move, a move shown in the movie The Karate Kid.
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