George Lopez

Season 6 Episode 9

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Mar 21, 2007 on ABC
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Episode Summary

A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.

Who was the Episode MVP ?

  • perfect

    What I liked: George explaining to Max that the lady had sex with one of her students, and then Max asking "And then she killed him?", George reading the 'condom' Max brought, Ernie trying to impress the sexual predator by dressing like a kid, the ending of the episode, the double standard George and the other people had, about how nobody cares because the predator is a woman and not a man, amongst other things.

    good episode. it has a lot of good humor and a decent plot. it's not one of the best episodes but it cerainly is an enjoyable way to spend a half hour of your time. A+moreless
  • A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood which makes George and Angie decide that they need to have "the talk" with Max

    I thought that this was an excellent episode of "George Lopez" and it always makes me laugh so hard. Even though I've seen this episode a bunch of times, it always makes me laugh hard no matter what and doesn't get tiring and old for me. That neighbor repeatedly asking George where the generator is placed was very funny. George, Angie, Benny, and the other neighbors going to the new neighbor's (who happens to be a sexual predator) house to welcome him (who turned out to be a "her") was hilarious. Tommy Chong's short appearance in this episode made me laugh very hard. Benny's line "I'll get my gun" made me laugh so hard. George saying that the new neighbor (a.k.a. sexual predator) is hot was absolutely hilarious. George talking to Max about the sexual predator was absolutely hilarious especially when George said "She had sex with a boy with your age" and then Max responds "And then she kills him?". George talking to Max after George and Angie saw that Max was with the sexual predator was very funny especially when Max said "What if I end up like Ernie?" and then George responds "A lot of things can happen before you end up like Ernie". The very end of the episode was also humorous. Overall, this is definitely an excellent episode of "George Lopez" that always makes me laugh so hard. 10/10moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (12)

    • Benny: (looks at flyer) Aww. Her mug shot's better than mine.
      George: Well, maybe you shouldn't have resisted arrest. The tazer made your hair all frizzy.

    • (after a tip from a neighbor, George and Angie storm Watson's house to find a shirtless Max)
      George: What the hell are you doing?
      Watson: It's not what it looks like.
      Angie: Get away from my son!
      Watson: He came over here on his own. He threw a ball over my fence and said he had to go into the backyard to get it.
      George: Then why was his shirt off?
      Watson: Because after I let him in, he took it off and said "What happens down the block stays down the block."
      Angie: That is ridiculous! My son would never do something like that. You tricked him into your yard!
      Watson: Hm. If I tricked him, then why did he show me a condom?
      George: (to Max) Hand it over.
      (Max gives him the "condom")
      George: (reading) "No glove, no love. Van Buren High, Go Panthers."

    • George: (After Ernie's attempts to "seduce" the predator fails) Hey man, don't worry. I'm sure somewhere... (Starts laughing) I can't say it with a straight face... you got rejected by a sexual predator!

    • George: She's a criminal and I want you to stay away from her.
      Max: What'd she do?
      George: She had sex with a kid your age.
      Max: And...then she killed him?

    • (Angie is trying to get the mob to calm down)
      Benny: I say after we take care of the molester, we all beat up miss little mary sunshine over here.

    • Angie: Max, go into the family room and watch this video from the church called "Waiting is Wonderful."

    • (Max tried to have sex with a child-molester)
      Max: Dad said I had to be bold and confident to get a woman.
      Angie: That's what you told him?!
      George: I was talking about girls his age! Besides, this is not the time to be pointing fingers at each other.
      Max: And then I saw how hot she was on that flier mom made.
      (George glares at a dumbfounded Angie)
      George: Way to go, smut peddler.

    • Angie: The last time you talked to our son, he went all "Chippendale" down the street.

    • Benny: Angie, you wanna borrow my gun?
      Angie: Are you crazy?
      Benny: Its registered in you're name. You might as well use it.

    • Max: What if I end up like Ernie?
      George: A thousand things have to go wrong before you end up like Ernie.

    • George: (banging on the predator's door) MOLESTER!

    • Benny: Whats going on?
      George: We just found out a child molester moved into the neighborhood.
      Benny: I'll get my gun.
      Angie: Benny, you're on probation. You aren't supposed to have a gun.
      Benny: I'm not an idiot. Its not registered in my name.

  • NOTES (0)


    • This episode is making fun of recent headlines of a young teacher Debbie Lafave accused of having sexual relations with a student.