George Lopez

Season 6 Episode 9

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Mar 21, 2007 on ABC

Episode Recap

*Spoiler* George and Angie are hosting the neighborhood watch meeting at their house. Angie mentions that she found a website that shows where registered sex offenders live. At first she is proud to show that there are no sex offenders on the map close to their area. But then George points out a blurp on the screen that Angie didn't notice before. The spot indicates that there is a sex offender (Chris) living only a few houses away from Angie and George. One of the neighbors mentions seeing a moving van at that house over the weekend. Immediately after hearing this, George and the rest of the people at the meeting decide to confront Chris at home. Angie is against the hunt for Chris the whole time. When they get to the house, they find out that Chris is a woman. She is caucasian, mid 30's, blonde, very pretty and very nice. She kindly explains to the mob at her door, that 5 years before, she was a teacher and had sex with a 15 year old male student. She explains that it was a mistake and that she served her time for it. She seems innocent enough so they leave. Angie is appalled that they are okay with it simply because she is a woman. She is especially worried that their son Max is in danger because he is around the same age. Angie wants Max to know about Chris and sex in general. George talks to Max, but downplays Chris's threat as a sex offender. And instead, stresses the importance of being strong and confident when trying to get a girl. Angie decides to deliver flyers to the neighbors houses just in case they didn't know about the sex offender. Max sees a flyer and sees how good looking the sex offender is. Overly eager to have sex Max decides to go to her house to try and have sex with her. He pretends to lose a ball in her yard so he can come over. He takes his shirt off in her house hoping something will happen. By now, a neighbor has called George and Angie to tell them that Max went in her house. They show up there, and as they're about to knock on her door, Chris opens the door. She is walking Max out of the house but he still has his shirt off. Angie and George draw the wrong conclusion, but Max and Chris explain what really happened. Angie, George, and Max go home. George explains the importance of waiting for the right person before having sex.