George Lopez

Season 6 Episode 9

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Mar 21, 2007 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Benny: (looks at flyer) Aww. Her mug shot's better than mine.
      George: Well, maybe you shouldn't have resisted arrest. The tazer made your hair all frizzy.

    • (after a tip from a neighbor, George and Angie storm Watson's house to find a shirtless Max)
      George: What the hell are you doing?
      Watson: It's not what it looks like.
      Angie: Get away from my son!
      Watson: He came over here on his own. He threw a ball over my fence and said he had to go into the backyard to get it.
      George: Then why was his shirt off?
      Watson: Because after I let him in, he took it off and said "What happens down the block stays down the block."
      Angie: That is ridiculous! My son would never do something like that. You tricked him into your yard!
      Watson: Hm. If I tricked him, then why did he show me a condom?
      George: (to Max) Hand it over.
      (Max gives him the "condom")
      George: (reading) "No glove, no love. Van Buren High, Go Panthers."

    • George: (After Ernie's attempts to "seduce" the predator fails) Hey man, don't worry. I'm sure somewhere... (Starts laughing) I can't say it with a straight face... you got rejected by a sexual predator!

    • George: She's a criminal and I want you to stay away from her.
      Max: What'd she do?
      George: She had sex with a kid your age.
      Max: And...then she killed him?

    • (Angie is trying to get the mob to calm down)
      Benny: I say after we take care of the molester, we all beat up miss little mary sunshine over here.

    • Angie: Max, go into the family room and watch this video from the church called "Waiting is Wonderful."

    • (Max tried to have sex with a child-molester)
      Max: Dad said I had to be bold and confident to get a woman.
      Angie: That's what you told him?!
      George: I was talking about girls his age! Besides, this is not the time to be pointing fingers at each other.
      Max: And then I saw how hot she was on that flier mom made.
      (George glares at a dumbfounded Angie)
      George: Way to go, smut peddler.

    • Angie: The last time you talked to our son, he went all "Chippendale" down the street.

    • Benny: Angie, you wanna borrow my gun?
      Angie: Are you crazy?
      Benny: Its registered in you're name. You might as well use it.

    • Max: What if I end up like Ernie?
      George: A thousand things have to go wrong before you end up like Ernie.

    • George: (banging on the predator's door) MOLESTER!

    • Benny: Whats going on?
      George: We just found out a child molester moved into the neighborhood.
      Benny: I'll get my gun.
      Angie: Benny, you're on probation. You aren't supposed to have a gun.
      Benny: I'm not an idiot. Its not registered in my name.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • This episode is making fun of recent headlines of a young teacher Debbie Lafave accused of having sexual relations with a student.