Benny: (looks at flyer) Aww. Her mug shot's better than mine.
George: Well, maybe you shouldn't have resisted arrest. The tazer made your hair all frizzy.
(after a tip from a neighbor, George and Angie storm Watson's house to find a shirtless Max)
George: What the hell are you doing?
Watson: It's not what it looks like.
Angie: Get away from my son!
Watson: He came over here on his own. He threw a ball over my fence and said he had to go into the backyard to get it.
George: Then why was his shirt off?
Watson: Because after I let him in, he took it off and said "What happens down the block stays down the block."
Angie: That is ridiculous! My son would never do something like that. You tricked him into your yard!
Watson: Hm. If I tricked him, then why did he show me a condom?
George: (to Max) Hand it over.
(Max gives him the "condom")
George: (reading) "No glove, no love. Van Buren High, Go Panthers."
George: (After Ernie's attempts to "seduce" the predator fails) Hey man, don't worry. I'm sure somewhere... (Starts laughing) I can't say it with a straight face... you got rejected by a sexual predator!
George: She's a criminal and I want you to stay away from her.
Max: What'd she do?
George: She had sex with a kid your age.
Max: And...then she killed him?
(Angie is trying to get the mob to calm down)
Benny: I say after we take care of the molester, we all beat up miss little mary sunshine over here.
Angie: Max, go into the family room and watch this video from the church called "Waiting is Wonderful."
(Max tried to have sex with a child-molester)
Max: Dad said I had to be bold and confident to get a woman.
Angie: That's what you told him?!
George: I was talking about girls his age! Besides, this is not the time to be pointing fingers at each other.
Max: And then I saw how hot she was on that flier mom made.
(George glares at a dumbfounded Angie)
George: Way to go, smut peddler.
Angie: The last time you talked to our son, he went all "Chippendale" down the street.
Benny: Angie, you wanna borrow my gun?
Angie: Are you crazy?
Benny: Its registered in you're name. You might as well use it.
Max: What if I end up like Ernie?
George: A thousand things have to go wrong before you end up like Ernie.
George: (banging on the predator's door) MOLESTER!
Benny: Whats going on?
George: We just found out a child molester moved into the neighborhood.
Benny: I'll get my gun.
Angie: Benny, you're on probation. You aren't supposed to have a gun.
Benny: I'm not an idiot. Its not registered in my name.
This episode is making fun of recent headlines of a young teacher Debbie Lafave accused of having sexual relations with a student.