George Lopez

Season 4 Episode 1

George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Sep 28, 2004 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • George: You were in hotel rooms, don't think I'm going to believe nothing happened.
      Carmen: Nothing did happen! You want to take me to a doctor and get me tested? I'm still a virgin.
      George: We'll go to the doctor, it's 9 o' clock at night we'll go to the emergency clinic.
      Carmen: Dad! Nothing happened!
      George: Quit lying!
      Carmen: It didn't! You raised me better than that!
      George: No I didn't, I was never there, I was always busy, I was too hard on you.
      Carmen: Yeah you were. And every time Zack tried to get me to have sex with him, I heard you telling me "Don't do anything you'd be embarrassed to tell me or your mother about".
      (George hugs Carmen)
      George: I'm sure your mother told you that but I'll take it.