George Lopez

Season 4 Episode 1

George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Sep 28, 2004 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • George: When did I become worse than my mother?
      Ernie: What are you talking about?
      George: I grew up with my mom, and I never ran away!
      Ernie: Maybe that's cause living with Benny was like being out on the street. There was no heat, no food, and you were getting hit by a woman drinking booze out of a paper bag.
      George: When I was three, I drank my sippy cup out of a paper bag. I thought that's just how people drink things.