George Lopez

Season 4 Episode 23

George Stare-oids Down Jason

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Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM May 10, 2005 on ABC
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When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have become more intimate under their roof, they think about asking Jason to move out. But when they discovers that Jason has been using steroids provided by none other than the boy's own father (guest starring Stacy Keach), their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.moreless

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  • George finds Jason on steroids

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    In the episode starts with Geroge finding Jason sleep with Carmen and think they had sex. Then George forces Jason to leave the house I think they Should of kick him out of the house. But Jason's Dad(play by Stacy Keach) is coming by to pay for Jason's room and board and offers George 10,000 dollar to let Jason stay with them for 3 months. Then Max walks in carring his backpack funny and spills the cup of his pee in it. George finds out that Jason's dad put him on steroids.And George thinks that Jason will turn into my favorite superhero the incredible Hulk. If George had a dream about that here's the characters Jason:the hulk

    Carmen:Betty Ross George or Vic:General Rossmoreless
Valente Rodriguez

Valente Rodriguez

Ernesto 'Ernie' Cardenas

Belita Moreno

Belita Moreno

Benita 'Benny' Lopez

Constance Marie

Constance Marie

Angie Palmero Lopez

George Lopez

George Lopez

George Lopez

Masiela Lusha

Masiela Lusha

Carmen Conzuela Lopez

Luis Armand Garcia

Luis Armand Garcia

Max Lopez

Stacy Keach

Stacy Keach

Blaine McNamara

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Eric Olson

Eric Olson

Brad

Guest Star

Bryan Fisher

Bryan Fisher

Jason MacNamara

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  • QUOTES (9)

    • Carmen: (About Jason's father) Why does Jason keep trying to please him? Nothing he ever does is good enough for him.
      George: When you grow up without love, you'll do anything for it. When I was a kid, I considered lighting myself on fire so my mom would wrap me in a blanket and hug me.
      Carmen : That's awful! You and Mom love me unconditionally, right?
      George: We won't know until you're on fire.

    • Angie: Where's Jason?
      George: I couldn't find him.
      Angie: How could you not find him?
      George: Hey, just because he's on steroids doesn't mean there's a trail of overgrown footprints in the street.

    • (George thinks Carmen and Jason had sex)
      Ernie: I don't think they did anything George. Its hard to get busy when you're parents are in the house. You're trying to do it, and then your mom walks by with a robot and eating a turkey leg, and the moment's gone.

    • (George caught Jason in Carmen's room and think they had sex)
      Jason: Mr.Lopez, you took me into your house. I wouldn't betray you like that. Besides, you'd be able to hear us. I mean, we can hear everything you're doing.
      (For a moment, everyone stares in shock)
      Angie: (to George) You had to be a screamer.

    • Blaine: A good parent will do anything he can to give his son a competitive edge.
      George: Look, my son doesn't need a competitive edge. He just made 200 bucks tonight selling your son pee.

    • Vic: (about Jason: Mood swings, aggressiveness, smashing things. Either he's on drugs or he's my ex-wife.

    • Angie:(about Jason) So, he's calling his dad to come pick him up?
      George: Um, no, he's calling his dad to tell him he's living here.
      Angie: WHAT!? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! (she closes the door so no one can hear) You just decided that the boy who did roid rage, bought our son's pee, and slept with our daughter is gonna stay here, and you didn't even talk to me about it?!
      George: Why you gotta say it that, all negative? That's why the kids come to me, 'cause sabes gay, I love 'em conditional.

    • Angie:(to george about jason) He bought our son's pee

    • (After Jason hugs George)
      George: Uhhh Jason no hurt George

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