George Lopez

(Louisa arrives) Ernie: Uh-oh, she's here! You know what? I'm gonna go out the front door! George: Hey, you don't want to meet her? Ernie: Dude, she gave birth to Benny! (Ernie leaves)

Angie: This is your chance to be the bigger person-- George: I don't wanna be the bigger person! I wanna be small and mean... like the scorpion. I'll be like that. (mimics a scorpion's pincers). I'll get you all distracted by my pincers. Oh, but she forgot about my tail! WAAPAHH! {mimics a scorpion stinging) Angie: Don't you realize you're consumed by your own anger? And when you sting her, your tail is gonna fall off and you'll die! George: That's a bee! You don't know nothing! I win.

George: Do you have any idea what its like to not be wanted? Angie: ...No. I've been wanted my entire life... Those who I didn't choose are suffering and I have to live with that. (George gives her a look) Ok, its not the same.

Louisa:(to Benny) I guess I'll see you at your next trial. Benny: Not if I see you at your funeral first. Louisa: I've outlived your father and brother. We'll see whose next to go.

Angie: I hope what you just found out isn't going to affect your testimony. George: Just a little at the end. "I don't think my mom should go to jail for an old robbery, when her real crime... is giving away her only son! I HATE HER, I HATE HER SO MUCH! Thank you ladies and gentlemen of the jury."

Angie: George, I know Benny hurt you, but this is your chance to be the bigger person. George:(shouting) I don't wanna be the bigger person!

George:(telling Max a story about Benny's childhood)... And then her father came home and beat her mother because dinner was late. Max: That's horrible. Did anyone beat him? George: Tequila and a curve on the freeway.

George: (After Benny yells at the jury for her sentence) Mom! Benny: What?! George: They're still sentencing. (Benny turns around and looks at the jury and judge) Benny: I'm sorry about what I said. It's the hormones, I'm pregnant. Please don't let me have my baby in jail!

George: My mother never committed another crime, and she's worked at the same job for 30 years, don't send her to prison.

Benny: The family returned you after a week for a puppy instead. They offered me money but that wasn't what it was about. I was 16 and scared, and I wanted you to have the best. George: Then why didn't YOU do any of the things you told the other family to do? Benny: I didn't think I could, you saw my mother, showing care for somebody else isn't something I learned from her.