George Lopez

Season 6 Episode 3

George Testi-Lies for Benny

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Feb 14, 2007 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Angie: This is your chance to be the bigger person--
      George: I don't wanna be the bigger person! I wanna be small and mean... like the scorpion. I'll be like that. (mimics a scorpion's pincers). I'll get you all distracted by my pincers. Oh, but she forgot about my tail! WAAPAHH! {mimics a scorpion stinging)
      Angie: Don't you realize you're consumed by your own anger? And when you sting her, your tail is gonna fall off and you'll die!
      George: That's a bee! You don't know nothing! I win.