Gina: (in the future, everybody's been laid off) Guess I'll have to go back to dancing. Good thing I've still got the body I had in '07.
George: 1907 or 2007?
(Gina is hitting on George)
George: Gina, its called menopause, not men-o-keep-going.
George: Max can't drop out of school. But if he wants to work at the factory after he graduates, he can.
Angie: NO! I have never given up on Max, and I'm not about to start now. That's why he's potty-trained, knows his "A,B,C's", and he can wear pants with zippers.
George: He still gets caught, Angie. HE STILL GETS CAUGHT!
Gina: (George asks what if the factory closes like the rumors say) George, if the factory's closing I gotta know, because if I'm going to go back to dancing, I have to get my snake back from my sister!
George: Max, if she had an education, she wouldn't be panicked about losing her job.
Benny: Seeing Max here reminds me of when I brought you here as a kid.
George: The difference is I'll be taking him home for dinner.
Benny: What's wrong with having dinner here?
George: The celery out of your Bloody Mary isn't dinner.
Benny: And a napkin isn't a tent and a straw isn't a snorkel. There's nothing sadder than a kid without an imagination.
George: Oh no? How about a kid almost drowning because his snorkel doesn't reach above the water?
Angie: Max doesn't have to get into an Ivy League school, there are junior colleges, trade schools, he likes taking computers apart, maybe he can learn to put them back together.
Max: There's mice in there?!
George: Well, we had something that ate them, then something ate the cat.
Ernie: That turtle died of a rare disease!
George: Yeah, they have a cure for that now. It's called turtle food!
Angie: (about Max) George, he's too young to work at the factory.
George: Angie, it's safe. There was one stabbing but that was over a women. That can happen on Wall Street. Maybe not with a sharpened screwdriver but, it can still happen!
Ernie: George, would you mind if I gave you some parenting advice?
George: Let's see, you've never had children or a pet that's lived longer than two weeks so yeah, go for it!
Benny: What's all this junk?
Angie: Max took it upon him self to upgrade our computer and now, it's broken.
Benny: Oh, so what's your bad parenting move this time?
George: How do you suppose we pay for the credit card?
Max: You put it on another credit card.
Angie: I told you he listens to us!
When discussing which movie to go see, George wants to see a movie about a FBI agent who disguises himself as a sassy black grandma, but Angie suggests a movie where a good doctor tries to stop global warming. George wanted to see Big Momma's House 2 while Angie wanted to see An Inconvenient Truth. Both films went into theaters a year before this episode premiered.