In this episode we learn that Max's legal name is "Max Victor Roberto Magic Johnson Lopez."
Brooke: So this the first wedding you've ever planned?
George: Yea and you're wearing a white dress. So we both stretch the truth a little.
Vick: I came to check out the bride's maids.
George: Well you're out of luck Vick. The only single one isn't that easy on the eyes.
Vick George, at this point in my life, I am looking a companion, someone to share my life with... (seeing the single bride's maid): Hay dios mio! Look at that horse face.
George (to Brooke): You know why god made you so pretty? To cover up all the crazy.
Ernie (seeing George making wedding invitations): How long have been at this?
George: 6 hours. Would've been done faster but every five minutes or so I have to look down my pants to remind my self I'm still a man.
(After George accepts the challenge of planning a wedding)
Angie: This is my favorite part. Where you're all smug right before you fail. like the time you put on your own fireworks show for the fourth of July.
Brooke: Everyone else has quit on me. All the good wedding planners are taken. You're my last option.
George: It's not the first time I've been a girl's last option. And like all the other times I'll take it.
George: A stressed out bride is nothing. At the factory I work with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom, there's other people like that there too.
George: Women are indecisive. I know one woman who couldn't name her own kids. That's why her son's legal name is Max Victor Roberto Magic Johnson Lopez.
Benny: We never had wedding planners. All you had to do is get to Vegas, say your vows at the drive thru chapel and be on your way.
George: Well Brook's situation is a little different than yours mom. First of all she's not a minor. She's not pregnant and she knows the last name of the guy she's marrying.
Benny: I knew his last name. I just didn't know he was going to be using it for his other family too.
Max: Mom's planning a big wedding. So dad is doing the cooking and laundry. That's why I'm hungary and going commando.
This is the episode George Lopez had rights to syndication.
Eva Longoria ("Desperate Housewives") Guest Stars.
The 100th episode of the series- originally aired on the exact same day (and year) that actor George Lopez got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Max's Full Name: Max Victor Roberto Magic Johhnson Lopez
The part "Magic Johnson" alludes to business man and retired Lakers point guard Magic Johnson.
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