George Lopez

Season 2 Episode 16

George vs. George

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Feb 26, 2003 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Angie:(to Other George) If George's father needed a birth certificate to make you legal then, that means he wasn't a citizen.
      George: But that can't be right. He'd have to be a citizen. He was married to my mom.
      (Benny gets a guilty look on her face)
      Benny: Well...
      George: YOU WEREN'T MARRIED?!
      Benny: I tried to tell you when you were two, and I tried again when you were three, but...
      George: Have you ever in your life told me one thing that was the truth? Are you my mother? Are you even a woman, 'cause there's been some talk and I'm getting tired of defending you.
      Benny: We got married. I just wanted to wait 'til I was pregnant enough to fit into my mom's wedding dress.