George Lopez

Season 4 Episode 18

George Watcha's Out For Jason

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Mar 01, 2005 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • George: You know when I was your age, I used to dream about playing pro baseball.
      Jason: This is different, Mr. Lopez. I'm actually good!

    • George: Why did you lie?
      Carmen: 'Cause I knew you'd freak out if you knew Jason's parents were out of town.
      Angie: Well what kind of parents just leave their kid and then go off to live in another country? That can't be legal.
      George: No, it's not, it's called abandonment... at least that's what the cops said when they dragged my mom back from Dwana, and made her untie me from the lemon tree.

    • (George and Angie caught Carmen in Jason's house)
      George: Carmen, we talked about this! You agreed you wouldn't have sex!
      Carmen: Dad, I'm not having sex! I'm cooking and doing Jason's laundry!
      George: (to Angie) When we get home, we need to go on the internet and find out what "cooking and doing laundry" mean in slang.

    • Carmen: (to the cop) Jason can't spend the night in jail!
      George: I spent the night in jail once and nothing bad happened to me.
      Carmen: Dad this is different. Jason's pretty!

    • (George takes a picture of Benny for Carmen)
      Benny: What are you doing?
      George: Showing Carmen what a hard life of partying does, now show me your ankles. (Benny chases him out of the house)

    • George: (Shines a flashlight into Carmen's eyes) Hurts, doesn't it, drugy?
      Angie: George!
      George: Angie, her pupils are huge!
      Angie: She has dark brown eyes, that's the way they always look!
      George: Really, they're not green?

  • Notes

    • The person that Max says was disqualified from the science fair has been named after the writer of this episode, Kaplan.

  • Allusions

    • In the last scene of this episode, the chalkboard on the side of the fridge appears to read, "Be the miracle!" This could possibly be a reference to the 2003 comedy Bruce Almighty.

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