George Lopez

Season 6 Episode 8

George's Grave Mistake Send Him to a Funeral, Holmes

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Mar 14, 2007 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Mary: I have 3 spaces right here, and it'll just cost you for the 1 additional spot.
      George: Oh, thank you. Thank you. How much is that?
      Mary: $15,000.
      George: 15 grand?! No way!
      Mary: Well, I'm sorry. it's the only 3 I have together. If it were my family, I wouldn't hesitate to spend the extra money. I would hate to have to go to my wife and tell her she can't spend the rest of eternity next to her mom.
      George: You're trying to guilt me. You don't know who you're dealing with. I'm a Lopez. We're born emotionally detached. We don't care about the living! You think we're gonna spend money on the dead?! We let the city take care of it. "Can you identify this body, sir?" "No, I can't. Bye, Uncle Bobby."
      (he turns to Ernie and snaps his finger)
      George: Orale, "Quincy", let's go.
      (he and Ernie leave)