Ernesto 'Ernie' Cardenas
Benita 'Benny' Lopez
Angie Palmero Lopez
Carmen Conzuela Lopez
We learn that Vic drives a Germen Luxury Sedan
(George is refusing to let Vic play poker with him)
George: When you play cards, Angie, it's, like, for five hours. You don't want to play with people who are annoying.
Angie: Then why does your mom get to play?
Benny: (about letting Vic play poker) Hmm. Well, let's see-- a rich doctor, he can't control his emotions, and he doesn't know the game-- heh, looks like Mama's getting back teeth!
Benny: Oh, Vic. Hope to see you later tonight. Bring beer and plenty of cash.
Vic: Thank you, Benny, but I do not pay for the sex.
Benny: No, but you do pay for the house where your ex-wife and her boyfriend are doing it. So you are paying for the sex. You're just not getting any.
George: The garage door didn't open.
Benny: That's weird. Maybe Vic clipped all the wires before he put that big lock on the door.
George: What?! He can't lock me out of my own garage.
Benny: (sarcastically) No, he can't.
George: I'm-a get my tools. I'll cut through this thing right now.
Benny: Yeah, you do that.
George: You don't think I will? I'll cut through it like that.
Benny: Yeah, and where are your tools?
George: (realizes) Damn!
Angie: It's only $50. Let it go. My dad has done a lot for us.
George: And we've done a lot for him. We let him stay here when your mom left him. Angie, I went halfway to Cuba to pull his brother out of the ocean. I comforted him when the garbage man accidentally took away his annoying conga drum.
Angie: I thought you said that was stolen.
George: Who knows what really happened?
George: (Referring to Vic) He gave the combination to a dyslexic fifth-grader. The man's an evil genius!
Angie: (asking where George got $17,000) Please tell me Carmen is not on a private jet to Kuwait right now!
Benny: This is a game of honor! (She lifts her shirt and accidentally reveals a card up her sleeve)
George: Mom, I got the number on your scalp. Six, six...and six!
Benny: (Playing Cards) Check it out boys, I gotta San Francisco Wedding ..... two queens!
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