George Lopez

Season 3 Episode 21

George's House of Cards

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Apr 02, 2004 on ABC
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Episode Summary

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

Who was the Episode MVP ?

    Valente Rodriguez

    Valente Rodriguez

    Ernesto 'Ernie' Cardenas

    Belita Moreno

    Belita Moreno

    Benita 'Benny' Lopez

    Constance Marie

    Constance Marie

    Angie Palmero Lopez

    George Lopez

    George Lopez

    George Lopez

    Masiela Lusha

    Masiela Lusha

    Carmen Conzuela Lopez

    Luis Armand Garcia

    Luis Armand Garcia

    Max Lopez

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (10)

      • (George is refusing to let Vic play poker with him)
        George: When you play cards, Angie, it's, like, for five hours. You don't want to play with people who are annoying.
        Angie: Then why does your mom get to play?

      • Benny: (about letting Vic play poker) Hmm. Well, let's see-- a rich doctor, he can't control his emotions, and he doesn't know the game-- heh, looks like Mama's getting back teeth!

      • Benny: Oh, Vic. Hope to see you later tonight. Bring beer and plenty of cash.
        Vic: Thank you, Benny, but I do not pay for the sex.
        Benny: No, but you do pay for the house where your ex-wife and her boyfriend are doing it. So you are paying for the sex. You're just not getting any.

      • George: The garage door didn't open.
        Benny: That's weird. Maybe Vic clipped all the wires before he put that big lock on the door.
        George: What?! He can't lock me out of my own garage.
        Benny: (sarcastically) No, he can't.
        George: I'm-a get my tools. I'll cut through this thing right now.
        Benny: Yeah, you do that.
        George: You don't think I will? I'll cut through it like that.
        Benny: Yeah, and where are your tools?
        George: (realizes) Damn!

      • Angie: It's only $50. Let it go. My dad has done a lot for us.
        George: And we've done a lot for him. We let him stay here when your mom left him. Angie, I went halfway to Cuba to pull his brother out of the ocean. I comforted him when the garbage man accidentally took away his annoying conga drum.
        Angie: I thought you said that was stolen.
        George: Who knows what really happened?

      • George: (Referring to Vic) He gave the combination to a dyslexic fifth-grader. The man's an evil genius!

      • Angie: (asking where George got $17,000) Please tell me Carmen is not on a private jet to Kuwait right now!

      • Benny: This is a game of honor! (She lifts her shirt and accidentally reveals a card up her sleeve)

      • George: Mom, I got the number on your scalp. Six, six...and six!

      • Benny: (Playing Cards) Check it out boys, I gotta San Francisco Wedding ..... two queens!

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    • ALLUSIONS (0)