George Lopez

Season 6 Episode 1

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Jan 24, 2007 on ABC



  • Trivia

    • George tells Betty to "Jump into her pocket you'll be safe" Betty can't hear that the glass is sound proof.

    • Prosecutor: We have a videotape from the parking lot security camera. We have blown up the tape and you can see the defendant laughing and stuffing money into her bra. Also, she is wearing the same shirt she is wearing now!
      (Benny looks down at her shirt, then incredulously at the photo.)
      Judge: Trial is set for three weeks from today.

  • Quotes

    • Benny: George, if you bail me out then I won't have to worry about going to prison, because I'll be in Mexico by sunup.
      George: Mom if I thought you'd stay in Mexico, it would be worth loosing my house.

    • (George is waiting to talk to Benny in jail)
      Benny: What took you so long? Why the hell am I still in here?
      (George tells her to pick up the phone and she does)
      Benny: What took you so long? Why the hell am I still in here?
      George: Mom I went to a bail bonds place. They say I have to give up my house as collateral in case you skip bail.
      Benny: And?

    • George: You told me my dad was dead. You didn't tell me I had a sister. You made me dress up like a girl so we could get in free for mother-daughter day at the track!
      Benny: Whats your point?
      George: I still sit when I pee!

    • (Benny was arrested and Angie is pregnant)
      George: I got one in jail and one in the oven.

    • (Angie needs to speak to George while Ernie is drinking a soda next to them)
      Angie: Ernie, could you give us some privacy?
      Ernie: I just opened this. I could put it in the refrigerator, but it won't be fizzy later. (George glares at Ernie) Oh, you have that "Get Out" look.
      George: Do you need to hear it?
      Ernie: I'm out!

    • George: Why didn't you tell me they were moving the factory?
      Ernie: I left you a message.
      George: Dude, I don't listen to your messages anymore.
      Ernie: Why?
      George: Dude, you call me every time you see a hot girl on the freeway. Then, you take up 5 minutes of my voice mail saying "George, George, George!"

    • George: (the cops said they just wanted to question Benny but arrested her on sight) Hey you lied to me! That's why nobody likes cops. You never see a fireman saying "Jump" and then he takes away the trampoline thing!

    • George: Don't worry Mom. I won't let them keep you down there.
      Benny: Yeah right. Last time you said that I spent the night in jail.
      George: I was five.

    • George: We've raised this bird since birth. We just need to give her a slight nudge, she'll either fly... or she'll fall in the backyard and the neighbor's cat will eat half her body.

    • Johnathon: (Making a point about lying in court) Last night, I had an affair with my lovely secretary. My wife called and I said "I can't make it, there's something on my desk that needs my attention." Now, did I lie?
      George: COCHINO! Yeah, you lied!

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