George: So we're never helping anybody ever again?
George: If someone is lying on the side of the road and they're dying, what do you do?
Angie: Just drive on by!
George: And if somebody leaves a baby on the doorstep?
Angie: Wait till nightfall and wait for the coyotes to get it!
Angie: We should call the police!
George: And say what? My daughter went out with the semi-retired gang member my wife tried to make part of the family?
Angie: Are you saying this is my fault?
George: No. Because for some reason, that always come back to haunt me.
George: What were you thinking, huh? This family is going into debt to send you to a private school to avoid trouble and you go looking for it?
Carmen: Dad, I wasn't looking for trouble. Marisol just said I need to be more like her.
George: Yeah, that's a good role model, Carmen: a homeless Cholo with an abusive boyfriend. You know, I think they have their own window in the unemployment office!
Max: Can I get a gun permit?
George: Dude, you still got cartoons on your underwear. No!
Junior: Don't mess with me Holmes!
Junior: You heard, esey!
George: Look, it's Casper, the friendly Chicano. What are you brother, besides confused?