George Lopez

Season 2 Episode 20

Girls Night Out

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Apr 02, 2003 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • George: So we're never helping anybody ever again?
      Angie: Never.
      George: If someone is lying on the side of the road and they're dying, what do you do?
      Angie: Just drive on by!
      George: And if somebody leaves a baby on the doorstep?
      Angie: Wait till nightfall and wait for the coyotes to get it!

    • Angie: We should call the police!
      George: And say what? My daughter went out with the semi-retired gang member my wife tried to make part of the family?
      Angie: Are you saying this is my fault?
      George: No. Because for some reason, that always come back to haunt me.

    • George: What were you thinking, huh? This family is going into debt to send you to a private school to avoid trouble and you go looking for it?
      Carmen: Dad, I wasn't looking for trouble. Marisol just said I need to be more like her.
      George: Yeah, that's a good role model, Carmen: a homeless Cholo with an abusive boyfriend. You know, I think they have their own window in the unemployment office!

    • Max: Can I get a gun permit?
      George: Dude, you still got cartoons on your underwear. No!

    • Junior: Don't mess with me Holmes!
      George: Holmes?
      Junior: You heard, esey!
      George: Look, it's Casper, the friendly Chicano. What are you brother, besides confused?

  • Notes

  • Allusions