George Lopez

Season 2 Episode 8

Love Bites

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Nov 20, 2002 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Benny: You meet a guy and you think it's all going to work out, so you sleep with the guy, and it's pretty good.
      George: MOM!
      Benny: I'm not going to lie. But then, you find out he's not the guy you thought he was, and he leaves you, and you're stuck raising a baby alone, and you're up to your knees in dirty diapers. I gave up my beautiful years for him. (gestures to George)
      Carmen: Okay, I get it, I'm not going to have sex I know I'm not ready. Can I go now? I have to baby-sit the Cordin twins tonight.
      George: Okay.
      Benny: Can I go now? I have to baby-sit the Cooler Lite sextuplets.