George Lopez

Season 2 Episode 8

Love Bites

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Nov 20, 2002 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Carmen: I'm not going to get a disease, I can control myself.
      Benny: Yeah, control yourself, try that one with a wine cooler in your gut and Smokey Robinson on the radio.
      Carmen: Grandma, you're not helping.
      Benny: Yeah you're right, what would I know?
      George: Wait a minute. Tell her, Mom.
      Benny: Tell her what?
      George: Tell her about being 17 and pregnant. Tell her how I ruined your life.
      Benny: Aw, you didn't ruin my life.
      George: This is no time for jokes!
      Benny: (to Carmen) Your father didn't ruin my life. I ruined my life. You fall in love with the guy, and you think its gonna last forever you get all caught up in the moment and you forget about what's right and wrong. So you go to bed with him and it's pretty good!
      George: Mom!
      Benny: I'm not going to lie...but then he doesn't turn out to be the guy you thought he was and he leaves you. And while all your friends are living it up and having a great time, you're all alone raising a kid, working two jobs, up to your strech marks in dirty diapers. I gave up all my pretty years (she points at George) for this.