The network also announced its plans Legit Season 2, new animated comedy Chozen, and Ali G: Rezurection.
Plus: TLC is obsessed with My Crazy Obsession, the final season of Damages gets a premiere date, and there's finally some scoop on Homeland's second season.
For this week's match-up, the two biggest children's networks will be shipped off to a remote Japanese island, outfitted with explosive collars, and forced to battle to the death!
Plus: Breaking Bad, a British comedy special, and a documentary about crack and hip-hop.
Plus: America's Most Wanted is back on the lam, the next Bachelor has been named, and Susan Lucci has no more Life to Live.
On our list this week: The end of Burger King's "creepy king" commercials, Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul in 500 Days of Summer, and Kim Kardashian's wedding.
In a statement attributed only to a "network spokesperson," TBS named Lopez "an immensely talented comedian and entertainer," and said the network has "valued its partnership with George." It's as middle-finger as a cancellation gets.
The movie adaptation of the classic Saturday morning cartoon opens Friday; here are some of the meanest quotes from critics' early reviews.
Also: See James Franco geek out over Lord of the Rings with Stephen Colbert.
Also, Ricky Gervais serenades Elmo. Here's where everyone will be clicking today.
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