George Lopez

Season 4 Episode 11

Prescription For Trouble

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Jan 11, 2005 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • George: I want you to admit it: you're pushing my daughter to have sex.
      Jason: I haven't even brought it up.
      George: Don't lie to me.
      Jason: I'm not, I swear.
      George: Then why did she ask us for birth control pills?
      Jason: (excited) Really, she asked for birth control? No way! (George give Jason the look) No way should you allow her to have those. No
      George: So this wasn't your idea?
      Jason: Look Mr.Lopez, I'm walking on eggshells with Carmen as it is, alright? I would never do anything to pressure her. I'm just glad she took me back.
      George: Damn! So it was her idea. All this time, I've been worried about boys pressuring her. I even told her all the tricks that guys would use to get her in bed. OH MY GOD, I gave her a playbook! No matter what she says, nobody likes to just lie there naked and hug.