(Carmen wants birth control pills)
George: We're gonna figure out a way to stop Carmen.
Benny: Oh no. This is gonna happen one of two ways: planned and protected, or hot and spontaneous.
Benny: Hey, both have their advantages. One way you don't get pregnant. The other way... wow!
(George throws his mom out the door)
Angie: Does your mom always have to be so blunt?
(Vic comes in)
Vic: Look, I didn't want to say this in front of Carmen, but this is going happen one of two ways: smart and with protection... or in a field of tobacco under a Cuban moon with the gunfire of revolution in the background. WOW!