George Lopez

Season 4 Episode 11

Prescription For Trouble

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Jan 11, 2005 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • George: Carmen, we're not getting you birth control pills! You're too young to have sex!
      Angie: Has Jason been pressuring you?
      Carmen: No, no, this is my idea. I want to take responsibility for my body. And when the time comes, condoms are important, but they're not gonna be enough. Its only 98% effective against pregnancy. I wanna be sure that I'm absolutely safe.
      George:... What do you mean "when the day comes?"
      Carmen: Well, lets talk about that together. (she grabs a calendar) How does March work for you?
      (George stares in shock)
      George: I'm not gonna pick the day my daughter loses her virginity! And I'm sure as hell not gonna do it on my nice golfing dogs calendar! That's just wrong!