Carmen: What other criteria do I have to meet in order to have sex?
George: You have to be married... or have a letter from the Pope.
Carmen: Don't be such a hypocrite dad. What, were you married when you lost your virginity?
George: Your mother was the first woman I was with, and I married her.
Carmen: Soooo, you've only had sex with one woman?
George: Don't say it like that! That's the way its supposed to be!
Angie: I'm many women for your father.
Carmen: (disgusted) OH GOD! That's why you have the wigs!