Gina: You're not my type.
Ernie: I'm a man and I have a pulse!
(Angie is trying to get George to tell her what is bothering him)
George: Our vows were to love, honor, and cherish each other. I don't have to tell you nothing.
Ernie: Sometimes I think my life would be easier if I was just gay.
George: Yeah, no talking, no cuddling, just do your business and turn on SportsCenter.
Ernie: Do you think that's how gay guys do it?
George: That's how I'd do it, man.
Ernie: Dude! You just drank the worm! The last time you did that you hallucinated!
George: I don't care. Maybe I just want to hallucinate, go to the realms of my mind where I'm not married to a woman who's gotta talk about everything.
Angie: You can't just keep stuff inside.
George: Yes, I can, 'cause that's the Lopez way. We bury things so deep inside, you don't know where they went. Till one day your wife gets you a massage for your birthday and the lady squeezes your foot and you just start crying.
Angie: You said she hit a bone spur and it really hurt you. You limped for two weeks. Did you fake that?
George: I don't know. What do you think? (Pretends to limp) Ay!
Angie: I don't believe you!
This is the second time that George drink the tequila worm in the series.
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