George Lopez

Season 6 Episode 5

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Feb 21, 2007 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Gina: You're not my type.
      Ernie: I'm a man and I have a pulse!

    • (Angie is trying to get George to tell her what is bothering him)
      George: Our vows were to love, honor, and cherish each other. I don't have to tell you nothing.

    • Ernie: Sometimes I think my life would be easier if I was just gay.
      George: Yeah, no talking, no cuddling, just do your business and turn on SportsCenter.
      Ernie: Do you think that's how gay guys do it?
      George: That's how I'd do it, man.
      Ernie: Dude! You just drank the worm! The last time you did that you hallucinated!
      George: I don't care. Maybe I just want to hallucinate, go to the realms of my mind where I'm not married to a woman who's gotta talk about everything.

    • Angie: You can't just keep stuff inside.
      George: Yes, I can, 'cause that's the Lopez way. We bury things so deep inside, you don't know where they went. Till one day your wife gets you a massage for your birthday and the lady squeezes your foot and you just start crying.
      Angie: You said she hit a bone spur and it really hurt you. You limped for two weeks. Did you fake that?
      George: I don't know. What do you think? (Pretends to limp) Ay!
      Angie: I don't believe you!

  • Notes

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