George Lopez - Season 5

ABC (ended 2007)




Episode Guide

  • 4/12/06
    George runs into the only good guy Benny's ever dated, so he set them up. After he turns out to be a robber, Benny reveals she accidentally helped him with a robbery decades ago, so the police goes after them. Angie thinks she might be pregnant. Carmen keeps receiving rejection letters from colleges. Max hides beer in his room. Ernie fears he might lose his job. Vic thinks he's in love of his new young girlfriend.moreless
  • Benny gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor, but gets the ultimate revenge when George can't sleep at night without dreaming of his dysfunctional childhood.
  • 3/29/06
    "100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
  • 3/22/06
    Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago named Zoey. George assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator. Meanwhile, in Chicago, Zoey's uncle assumes her identity too. When George and Zoey's uncle met, they get into a little fight because George thought that Zoey's uncle was being a sexual predator to Max and Zoey's uncle thought that George was being a sexual predator to Zoey. After they stopped fighting, Zoey's uncle showed George a picture of himself with Zoey and her mom and George showed him a picture of himself with Angie, Max, Carmen, and Benny. After George proved to Zoey's uncle that Max is real and Zoey's uncle proved to George that Zoey is real, they both agreed to let Max and Zoey meet each other in person.moreless
  • George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
  • Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.
  • 2/22/06
    George forces Veronica to work at the factory, but when Veronica befriends Mel, Veronica blackmails George so that if he doesn't give her her inheritance she will jeopardize his job.
  • 2/15/06
    George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
  • 2/8/06
    Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out.
  • 2/1/06
    When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.
  • 1/25/06
    When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.
  • George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
  • George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
  • 11/30/05
    George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.
  • 11/16/05
    George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.
  • 11/9/05
    A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
  • 11/2/05
    George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
  • 10/26/05
    George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
  • 10/19/05

    Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.

  • 10/12/05
    George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.
  • 10/5/05
    After Benny's house burns down, George and Angie invite her to live with them. Once she takes advantage of George and his family, he kicks her out where Benny moves to outside in her car, eventually the site of another incident; Carmen is still in denial about her boyfriend, Jason leaving her.moreless
  • 10/5/05
    Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.