George: My boy's becoming a man. He just found out that a girl likes him. Like, likes him.
Ernie: Whoa, hey, good for you Max. Hey, just make sure its not a prank, though. 'Cause they're some people who write fake notes pretending to be a girl (he turn on George) just to get you to show up at the pep rally in shorty shorts and a MASHED SHIRT!
George Dude, I thought you'd recognize my handwriting.
Ernie: You made a fool of me in front of the whole school... but it was pretty damn funny.