(Angie disapproves of the advise George is giving Max about dating)
George: I just want /max to do better with girls than I did in high school.
Angie: If he dates one more girl, he'll double your total.
George: How come no one believes I made out with Cindy Vigerola?
Angie: Because she passed a flier around school that said "I did not make out with George Lopez."
George: I'm not saying she didn't regret it, I'm just saying it happened.