Angie: Doing this would make you the bigger person.
George: I like being small! I'm very happy with my size.
Ernie: Well, the heat lamp's in.
George Wow, that looks good, Ernie.
Ernie: Yeah, she's a beauty, the way she fits in there perfect. When do I hook up the wires?
George: Usually before you put it on the ceiling!
George: Nice going "Bob the Builder."
(Max sticks his hand down the drain)
Max: I found something!
George: What is it?
Max: It's cold and hard...
George: Hey, he found my mom's heart!
Max: It's a bottle... "Kentucky Bourbon", maybe there's a message in it?
George: Yeah, there's a message; Grandma's drinking in the tub and she needs help.
George: (Ernie puts the heat lamp in before putting in the wires) Nice going, Bob the Builder!
Bob the Builder is a childrens series that aired in 1999. The main character is a construction worker named Bob who works with the help of his living construction vehicles.
This Old Casa: title
the title is spoof of the show "This Old House".