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George Lopez

Season 3 Episode 17

Weekend at Benny's

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM Feb 20, 2004 on ABC
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Episode Summary

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.

Who was the Episode MVP ?

    Valente Rodriguez

    Valente Rodriguez

    Ernesto 'Ernie' Cardenas

    Belita Moreno

    Belita Moreno

    Benita 'Benny' Lopez

    Constance Marie

    Constance Marie

    Angie Palmero Lopez

    George Lopez

    George Lopez

    George Lopez

    Masiela Lusha

    Masiela Lusha

    Carmen Conzuela Lopez

    Luis Armand Garcia

    Luis Armand Garcia

    Max Lopez

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    • QUOTES (10)

      • Carmen: Dad you can't send the phone back. It has a recorder that records your voice.
        George: (takes the phone) NO WAY!!!
        Carmen: So can I keep the phone.
        (George presses a button on the phone to play the recording of his voice)
        George's voice on phone: NO WAY!!!

      • (George just found out Carmen was wearing thongs)
        Angie: George, don't get angry.
        George: Why shouldn't I? We told her she couldn't wear thongs, and she did it behind our backs. I'm going down to my mom's.
        Angie: No one's there.
        George: I'll wait.
        Angie: George, you can't punish her for this.
        George: Why not?
        Angie: Because... I gave her permission to wear the underwear.
        George: ... WHEN?!
        Angie: (struggling to say something) Before. I told you I did. This is your fault, you never listen to me.
        George: ... Oh no, not this time. I may not listen to you when you talk about your day or your feelings. But when you say the word "thong"... the rest of the world melts away.

      • George: Its no wonder the kids think they can do whatever they want. Every time I tell them no, you go behind my back and tell them yes.
        Angie: Well I can't help it. The way you were raised, your first instinct is to say no and to punish, and that's not always right.
        George: Angie, its us against them. If we don't stick together, they're gonna walk all over us.
        Angie: ... You're right. I'm sorry.

      • (Max and Carmen broke the computer fighting)
        George: DAMN IT! Do you know how much this computer costs?!
        Max: (not sorry) You have the protection plan, don't you?
        George: No, I don't have the protection plan! If I believed in protection plans, neither of you would be here!

      • Angie: (sees the kids are nowhere around the house) Kids drove you out of the house?
        George: Angie, you weren't here so... the kids were being rude I actually thought about sending them to my mom's.
        Angie: (laughs) That would have been the stupidest thing you've ever done.
        George: Okay... then you'll wanna sit down for this next one...
        Angie: (stops laughing and has a look of horror on her face) Oh my God... You sent them to the house of the woman responsible for everything that's wrong with you?!

      • Angie: It's the tree that bends that doesn't break.
        George: Well is the tree that bends the one with a thong? Because that's the tree all the monkeys are climbing on!

      • Angie: For a girl Carmen's age, wearing a thong isn't a big deal anymore.
        George: It is a big deal to me.
        Angie: George, I wear thongs!
        George: That's different Angie, when you wear a thong you're spicing up a 16 year old marriage. When Carmen wears one she's starting a pep rally in every 16 year old boy's pants!

      • George: She's wearing a thong, Angie!
        Angie: What're you talking about?
        George: On the back of this poster Max has a list of things he's preparing to blackmail Carmen with. Number 1, Carmen flunked her math exam. (Angie gasps) Number 2, Carmen stole $20 from Mom's purse. Number 3, Carmen's wearing a thong!
        Angie: How do you know he's not just making that stuff up?
        George: Remember when I said Carmen was hanging onto her virginity by a thread? (takes a red thong out of his jacket) HERE'S the thread!

      • George: It's time I taught you two a lesson, this weekend you're staying with Grandma Benny.
        Benny: Whoa, wait wait wait...does that mean I'm in charge, I have complete control?
        George: ...Yes, okay but no hitting, and you can't make them hit each other either.

      • Carmen: I don't like mayonnaise.
        Benny: Eat crap then.

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