George Lopez

Season 3 Episode 27

What George Doesn't Noah (1)

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Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM May 21, 2004 on ABC
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What George Doesn't Noah (1)
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When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........

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Valente Rodriguez

Valente Rodriguez

Ernesto 'Ernie' Cardenas

Belita Moreno

Belita Moreno

Benita 'Benny' Lopez

Constance Marie

Constance Marie

Angie Palmero Lopez

George Lopez

George Lopez

George Lopez

Masiela Lusha

Masiela Lusha

Carmen Conzuela Lopez

Luis Armand Garcia

Luis Armand Garcia

Max Lopez

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    • (George and Benny say Noah is cheating on Carmen)
      Benny: I know for sure that guy's a liar.
      Angie: How?!
      Benny: He said your cooking was delicious! What? Either he's a liar, or he's never had food before.

    • (George and Benny are spying on Noah as a girl approaches him)
      Benny: Ding! Ding! Ding! My whore-dar's going off.

    • (Angie came up with pathetic examples for Noah's mysterious behavior)
      Benny: (to George) You just got the green light for side action, 'cause she will never figure it out.

    • (Noah said Carmen is really dating Zack Powers)
      George: I am going to kill Carmen!
      Angie: I'm tired of you leaving me out of everything. We are going to kill Carmen.
      George: So we'll still have one kid left.
      Angie: Max is a good boy. He will be our future.
      (Max walks out the door)
      Max:(cheerfully) Well, I'm off to fail the fifth grade.

    • George: Come on, Angie. Last year, when I said we should go out for my mother's birthday, I meant so that she couldn't find us.

    • Zack: How come you never wear this tube top for me?
      Carmen: That's a headband.
      Zack: Alright then, put this thong on.
      Carmen: That's a shoelace.
      Zack: Work with me.

    • Angie: He's a jock, he's probably afraid to come out so he's using Carmen as a cover. I can't begin to imagine what Noah must be feeling.
      Benny: I don't need to imagine, I saw what he was feeling, it was 17 and muscular...
      George: Mom!

    • Noah: Look, I'm really sorry about this. I mean, you guys were really nice to me. And your mother. I really enjoyed meeting your mother...
      George: Enough of your lies! Get out! (Shoves Noah out the door)
      George (mocking Noah): "I enjoyed meeting your mother", taya loca! "Enjoyed meeting your mother!"

    • George: Your boyfriend's in the closet.
      Carmen: Oh my God! (Closet door slowly opens and Zack starts to walk out, George doesn't notice)
      George: I know, I don't like it either. But just because Noah's gay... (Zack slowly gets back in the closet) It has nothing to do with you.

    • (After seeing Noah kiss a guy)
      George: Man, that kid's a player. He's just playing for the other team!!

    • Benny: I know for sure that guy's a liar!
      Angie: How?
      Benny: He said your cooking was delicious! Either he's a liar, or he's never had food before.

    • Benny: It's like my mother always told me, "Get cheated on once, shame on them. Get cheated on twice...start putting out."

    • Carmen: I can't wait until you finally get your first girlfriend. My kids are going to love walking it and feeding it!
      Max: So you ARE pregnant!
      Carmen: Buttmunch!
      Max: Buttweed!
      Carmen: Buttface.
      Angie: Ok, stop it, you are both buttmunching, buttweeding, buttfaces!

    • Zack Don't I get a kiss goodbye?:
      George: Sure, let me bend over and drop my pants!

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