(Ernie is reading notes to Benny about her house)
Ernie:(first letter) You had it coming. (second letter) You deserve it. (third letter) What the hell does God have to do to finish you off. (fourth letter) I hope you get another house...
Angie: That's not bad.
Ernie:(continuing the letter) but this time paint the windows shut, so you burn inside like the wicked witch you are.
George: Who signed that? I want to send them a Christmas card.
Ernie: Actually the whole neighborhood signed it, like a petition.