Get a Life Season 1 Episode 1

Chris: sings to the tune of Billy Joel's horrid hit "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Watergate was really bad, the movie Brian's Song was kind of sad,
playing Pac-Man at the Mall, China under Marshal Law. Gobachev comes to town, Chris and Larry upside down. We didn't start the fire.

Chris: Hey listen, Sharon. I brought you something. ah... little gift. This is the new Victoria Secret catalog. Ah... I'm done with it but I went ahead and circled some items in here that, ah... Well, maybe you should take a look at, unless of course you are more comfortable with the burlap bag look. And don't get me wrong, I really think it looks terrific on you but maybe your should.
Sharon: Chris, let me just say this as precisely as I possibly can. You're thirty years old, you still live with your parents, you're losing your hair and you're stupid! Yeah, ya know, I think that just about covers it.

(While hanging upside down on the Hell Loop 2000.)
Larry: I just want to go home, home to my kids and my dear sweet wife.
Chris: Dear sweet wife! Hey pal, I don't know what you're smoking over there, but I think it's distorting you sense of reality.