you see, i was in love. i was about 13, and i was alone with the object of my affections while our parents were out somewhere. so we did something REALLY romantic: we watched tv. well okay, he wasn't in love with ME, and there was a brand new show on, a half-hour comedy, and it was really funny, but i was so much in love... all i remember is RUBBER GARBAGE!
love is grand, but no love is so strong it could wipe out the memory of rubber garbage.