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Andrea: Is he gonna hurt me?
Melinda: No. I didn't see anything like that. It was more desperation. Fear. Like he was confused.
Andrea: Things to look forward to when you're dead.
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Melinda: Come on. Just stay with us. We'll watch a movie or something. It'll be fun.
Andrea: No, not a chance. I am not gonna be chased out of my own home, small and drafty though it may be. I am woman. Hear me roar.
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Andrea: Do we really have to do this?
Melinda: No. You could just let him haunt you for the rest of your life.
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Melinda: Are you flirting with me?
Ghost Doctor: Yes. Would that just be totally inappropriate?
Melinda: In every way possible.
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Andrea: Who are you talking to?
Melinda: Never mind. Even ghosts can act like eighth graders.
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Andrea: So, Dennis has been coming to us when he dies, and then going away when they bring him back?
Melinda: This is a first for me too.
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(trying to ignore a ghost)
Melinda: I hate coming to hospitals.
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(looking at the note the ghost wrote)
Melinda: Is it a Bible passage?
Andrea: Not from any Bible I've ever heard of.
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(looking through Andrea's photo album)
Melinda: No ghost boy in here.
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Melinda: Andrea, it's okay to be scared. You don't have to make jokes.
Andrea: Who's making jokes?
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Melinda: He saw me. He knows that I can see him.
Andrea: Good. Then we'll figure out if it's you he supposed to be haunting.
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Andrea (to Melinda): Is there any chance this could be just like a random thing? Like a drive by haunting?
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Melinda: I don't see anybody here.
Andrea: Well, something was here. Trust me.
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Dennis: Will you tell Andrea that I had a crush on her too?
Melinda: I will.
(Both Dennis and his father go into the light)
Andrea: Are they gone?
Melinda: Yeah.
Andrea: Wow... Never been this close when it happens.
Melinda: You know what? He wanted you to know that he has a crush on you too.
Andrea: Great! That's another one that got away.
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Dennis: I'm broken. I can't help him in that body.
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Melinda: She's never been targeted like this by a spirit.
Jim: Not like us old pros.
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Andrea: Is there going to be a chocolate on my pillow?
Melinda: Not unless the cat throws it up.
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Andrea: I'd rather be chased by the haunted hiking boots than look like that again.
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Melinda: If this place wasn't haunted to begin with, probably means you brought something home with you somehow.
Andrea: Great! Take out ghost.
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Andrea: Fine, I ate a pint of Cherry Garcia and watched Survivor.