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Melinda: I don't know why the ghost is hurting Holly, I don't even know why he's obsessed with her.
Jim: Holly used to be a poster child for "Girls Gone Wild", you don't think it's possible?
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Delia: You're going to think I'm crazy.
Melinda: You would be surprised at my crazy threshold.
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Eric: Sounds crazy.
Melinda: Eric, you're dead and yet you're standing here talking to me. Let's get a grip on what's crazy.
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Professor Payne (to Melinda about Eric): Come on, this guy had multiple personality disorder when he was alive and now he's dead, so he's using his alter-egos to haunt you. That's it, case closed. This ghost thing is easy once you get the hang of it, I don't even know why you guys make such a big deal about it.
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(After Melinda's pregnancy test is negative)
Jim: I'm not sure how I feel.
Melinda: Me neither.
Jim: I do know one thing.
Melinda: What?
Jim: I'm ready. No matter what's ahead for us. I'm ready to go down any road with you. Go through any door. I know that now, more than I ever did.
Melinda: That's all I need.
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Brenda : (About Eric) You know, my brother was a selfish bastard. I gave up everything for him. My mom died, I raised him. My dad died, I skipped college so he wouldn't have to go into foster care. This store, this is his dream, not mine, but I put everything I had into it to make it work, and he couldn't care less. That's who he was.
Melinda: So why do you keep doing it?
Brenda: Because he was my brother.
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Brenda (about Eric): You know, I kept thinking that em, if he could see how much I loved him then maybe one day he would love me back.
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Delia: You look familiar to me.
Tim: Delia Banks.
Delia: No, that's me.
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Professor Payne: You know what? I think I'm a little tired of you using me just for my brain.
Melinda: Oh, if only that were possible, but so much of your mouth comes with it.