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Tim: You knew and you didn't tell me?
Jim: Is it my job to tell you? She can go out on a date. You hurt her feelings, Flaherty.
Tim: What are you, part girl now?
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Melinda: You know how sometimes when you…you know how you think that I…how do I say this?
Delia: Oh my God. Are you pregnant? You're pregnant aren't you?
Melinda: No. No I'm not pregnant…I see ghosts.
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Delia (after Melinda tells her she can see ghosts): Stop it! You need help. You need help Melinda. And if you ever, ever talk to my son again, so help me God. How many times did I walk in here and see you talking to yourself or acting all jittery and I never said a word. Never! I just thought you were quirky. But it turns out, you are nuts. By the way, I quit.
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Jackson (to Melinda): Oh, don't get testy with me, girlfriend. I'm doing all I can to hold it together here. You see that dream where you're naked and can't wake up. Welcome to my life. Afterlife, whatever.