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Melinda (to ghost): I'm sorry I can't help you.
Andrea: You know, it would be really nice if you introduced me once in a while.
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Melinda (to Mark): Some people just can't let go, living or dead.
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Melinda: I feel so guilty when I can't help them.
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Melinda: Why are you doing this Serena?
Serena: How do you know my name?
Melinda: It's not my first barbeque, you know.
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Melinda: Did you ever think about... I don't know, getting married?
Jim: She talked, I listened.
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Lisa: You're being way too sweet...
Melinda: Not that sweet. I already had one of these while I was in the kitchen...
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(at Serena's grave stone and next to the grave stone is some withered flowers in a vase)
Serena: Somebody please remove those hideous flowers...
(Frank, Serena's father leans down and removes the dead flowers.)
Serena: Thank you, daddy.
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Andrea: I gotta tell you, I didn't realize that spirits were this, I don't know, like, interactive, I guess.
Melinda: Earth-bound spirits usually are not. There's definitely something going on out there. It's like they're getting stronger.
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Serena: How can you call this an antique store when half the items are new?
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(A ghost in a tuxedo approaches Melinda)
Melinda: You're Josh, aren't you?
Josh: Yeah.
Melinda: Come with me.
(brings Josh to meet Serena in the garden)
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(Serena sends clothes flying, has the laptop read "it's over" in Lisa's hotel room)
Serena: Thought I'd go out with a bang just because I can.
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Serena: What am I supposed to do now?
Melinda: Do you know where Lisa is?
Serena: Maybe.
Melinda: Maybe you should send her a signal. Try to make amends.
Serena: Speaking of making amends, your husband's ring is in the left pocket of that ratty bathrobe of his.
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Serena: I've been a raging witch, haven't I?
Melinda: Oh, I think you should just try and be happy for him.
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Melinda: Serena give him his ring back!
Jim: Look I hate to ask this, but who is Serena?
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Melinda (about Jim): Stay away from him, Serena!
Serena: You stay away from mine, I'll stay away from yours!
(Jim wakes up)
Jim: I just had the weirdest dream . . . didn't I?
Melinda: I wish that's all it was.
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Melinda: What are you going to do?
Serena: Trust me. You don't want to find out!
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Serena: Happiness, that's relative don't you think?
Melinda: Weren't you happy?
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Lisa: Okay, where are the cameras? You and Mark are trying to punk me, right?
Melinda: She's wearing a wedding dress.
Lisa: What?
Melinda: I can't see her face, she's wearing a veil, but she's young and angry.
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Andrea: You know, I'm thinking that wasn't just a nasty draft.
Melinda: A ghost in a wedding dress, and something tells me she is just getting started.