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Will: Have you ever heard of a antique related emergency?
Andrea: Um, uh, no.
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Zoe: (about Tom) He slept with me! On the night I drowned we slept together while my sister was sleeping in the other room. I felt awful about it, but I was drunk and feeling sorry for myself. I don't know what his excuse was.
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Jim: I talked to Will about Andrea.
Melinda: And?
Jim: Look, he wants to meet her before the actual date.
Melinda: Meet? Does he know that we're talking about a dinner date here, not a pre-nuptial negociation?
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Barbara Harper: You run an antique shop in Grandview, isn't that right?
Melinda: Yes.
Barbara Harper: And you're an amateur psychiatrist in your off hours?
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Zoe: I'm dead, Natalie's stuck in a nut house, and he's going to keggers, trying to score with sorority chicks.
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Melinda's Grandma: Do you have any idea how many people I've helped cross over? I'm beginning to feel like a travel agent who's never been on a plane.
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Zoe: (to Melinda) I guess if you let on you can see me, the good doctor might lock you up too...
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(at the mental institution)
Jim: I've seen worse places. Looks kind of peaceful, actually.
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Zoe: (to Melinda) My sister needs me, she's barely half a person without me.
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Melinda: She was very special, I miss her.
Andrea: Wait, special, special?
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Zoe: Is that light out there for me?
Melinda: You're the only one that can see it.
(more conversations are skipped here)
Zoe: This is pretty intense.
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Andrea: When you put the "break" into break up, you call me.
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Melinda: (to Zoe) Pond scum no, misguided...yes.
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Andrea: Are we with ghosts?
Melinda: Oh yeah, we are with ghosts.
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Melinda: Firemen are hot...that's what you should be thinking about.
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Zoe: As long as she's in this nut-house, I'm not crossing my legs, never mind crossing over.