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Andrea: No, are you kidding me? You can never ever speak to her again, never, ever.
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Jim: It's like I'm infected with him or something why is he doing this to me?
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Alexis: I'm so glad Andrea talked you into having lunch with me today.
Melinda: Actually, Andrea told me not to come.
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Melinda: (to Alexis) I realize what you did to me is nothing compared to what you do to yourself everyday.
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Julian: I betrayed her in every way that a husband can betray a wife.
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Melinda: I love you so much, you know that? Well then just focus on that.
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Jim: However this goes down, I just wanted you to know that I respect what you do.
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Melinda: We didn't drift, it was more like crash and burn.
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Andrea: Alexis, that's just what friends do.
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Jim: This is not a benign spirit okay, not after the stuff I've been feeling.
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Julian: There are a lot of things I never meant to do.
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Andrea: Please, we saw The Ring together, you spend the whole movie under your seat.
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Julian: (to his son) Go to the parents of the man that I killed. Find a way to befriend them, but don't tell them who you are. Do good things for them. Make their lives easier. Make a difference.
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Rachel: What has that son of a bitch done now?
Melinda: He hasn't done anything... except die.
(Rachel begins to get all teary)
Rachel: Well. I knew it would happen sooner or later. I guess it's sooner.
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Melinda: What a shame. Our first chance to get away... look what we're doing.
Jim: It's not exactly a romantic getaway, uh?
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Jim: (to Melinda) Is he here? (Jim grabs a baseball bat) Tell me what he wants. No, no, (to Julian) Tell me what you want! (Jim throws the bat and breaks something)
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Melinda: I can see you and you don't scare me, you don't. Who are you? And what do you want with my husband?
Julian: It's not your husband I want... It's you.
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Melinda: Do you want us to go? Cause I don't wanna freak you out...
Andrea: No, of course not. What's a malevolent spirit or two between friends?
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Melinda: (referring to an angry spirit) My grandma never walked me through this one.
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Andrea: Whoa! What was that?
Melinda: What?
Andrea: You just totally iced that girl.
Melinda: No, I did not.
Andrea: Melinda, I have like freezer burn over here.
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Melinda: (in reference to the rust in the water) Washing my face...gross!