Ghost Whisperer

(Jim is carrying Melinda) Melinda: You know, you only have to do this for the doorway, not the whole street. Jim: Well now she tells me.

Jim: (to Melinda about their new home) Don't be too impressed. The inside still looks like Legoland.

Melinda: You know, it really explains a lot. Andrea: Right, although not to me.

Melinda: (to Paul Adams' ghost) You're not supposed to be in my home. It's not how this works.

Andrea: In your house? Melinda: Yeah, it's never happened before. Andrea: Personna non grata. As we say in Latin. What did Jim say? Melinda: You know, I made an executive decision not to spoil the moment. Andrea: Good call.

Jim: Alright, step one. Remove blindfold. Melinda: Oh, thank you. Jim: Step two, um, close one eye so you only see the part of it that's almost finished. Melinda: Damn, wrong eye.

Melinda: "Speak & Understand Latin", "A Conversation, in Latin", "Latin for Dummies". Please not another hobby. Andrea: It is not a hobby. I'm trying to improve my mind. Melinda: I thought you were teaching yourself how to play the guitar. Andrea: I was... Wicked blisters though. Melinda: Hey, you know, no one actually speaks Latin anymore. Andrea: That is exactly what appeals to me about it.

Dan Clancy: The thing about Jim is that, he can take away your fear. He makes more of a difference than he knows. Melinda: He would so love to hear that from you. Dan Clancy: (whispering to Melinda) I'm giving it to you. Save it for when he's really ready to throw in the towel. You'll know.

Dan Clancy: Hey. Don't tell me I scared you. Melinda: Ah, very funny. I just didn't know if you were gonna make it. Dan Clancy: Are you kidding? I finally get to see my only brother settle down.

Melinda: (at her and Jim's wedding) Can't we sneak out? They'll never miss us. Jim: We haven't collected all of our gifts yet. Melinda: Oh, true.

Michael: (to Melinda) It's amazing how much you can miss somebody you never met.

Jim: Don't tell me you see something? Melinda: No, no. No. No way, it's nothing. Jim: That's good, that's good. Because it'd be nice to keep the celebration, you know, among the living.

Melinda: Did we forget to pay the light bill? Jim: I have a headache... and I crossed two wires in the basement and blew the circuits. Melinda: That's why you're a paramedic and not an electrician.

Andrea: Oh my God. You must have been dying to tell him? Melinda: Tell him what? That his dead father was dripping mud on my living room last week? Andrea: Point taken.

Melinda: The window just came off in my hand. Jim: I meant for that to happen.

Andrea: Are you saying that Village Java is haunted? Melinda: No, places aren't haunted, people are haunted.

Melinda: You're looking out for me, uh? Jim: No, I'm looking out for me. You punch pretty hard during these bad dreams.

Melinda: Oh, well, let's see, two weeks in Bermuda or Andrea's salary? Andrea: Honeymoons are totally overrated.

Melinda: Jim's got some big surprise going and he wants me to stay away from it. Andrea: And this is the only place you could think of to come? That's unbelievably sad for you.

Michael Adams: Must be great having supernatural powers. Melinda: Not really.