Ghost Whisperer

Ned: Lucy just told the school she did all those hauntings. The scoreboard, the bleachers, the bat in Krista's car, everything. Melinda: What? Why would she do that? Ned: It's like she's trying to protect Thomas. Professor Payne: Thomas is a ghost, what is she protecting him from, purgatory?

Professor Payne: Oh come on Melinda what are you afraid of? Everyone you've ever helped they already know you can see ghosts! Melinda: I am afraid of people like you. Of becoming a case study so that people can understand things that can't be understood. And while I'm under that microscope, I can't even help the spirits that actually need me. Professor Payne: You've really thought this through haven't you? Melinda: My whole life.

Professor Payne: For you it's old tat, but let's not forget that I'm an academic and you, you're sweet, kind, caring, forgiving Melinda right? Don't I have an obligation it's my job to write down what I observe? (Melinda stares angrily) Professor Payne: Remember you're sweet, kind, forgiving Melinda.

Melinda: Have you ever heard of a slambook? Professor Payne: Of course I have. The internet's wonderful contribution to ruining reputations everywhere.

Professor Payne: I know a geek who knows a geek.

Ned: Hey mom? Be mad at me, ok? Not Melinda. I'm the one that pushed her to help. Delia: I'm not mad at anybody. I'm just proud of you. For wanting to help your friend. Ned: Lucy? She's not really my friend. She called me "Ted." Delia: You see, that's what I mean. You didn't care what anybody might call you, you still stuck your neck out anyway. Your sweet, beautiful neck. I used to kiss it when I put you to bed. That was just a second ago, Ned. And now you're all grown up. I am... so proud of the man that you are becoming. (They hug each other)

Professor Payne: Guano boy is better than nothing. At least he is not invisible. Hello? Do you guys even hear what I'm saying? (And no one answers)

(Talking about basketball) Melinda: Oh I hope he gets a touchdown!