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Brandon: Do you always ask personal questions to people you've just met?
Melinda: Actually, yes.
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Melinda: Is this curse real?
Professor Payne: No no, it's not a real curse at all. These guys all died form having their brains rotted from venereal disease, but saying it's a curse makes it sound more respectable.
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Delia: Do you really think you're going to get $3000 for this?
Melinda: Easy, it's rumored The Doors played on it.
Ned: Who are The Doors?
Delia: Oh, OUCH.
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Melinda: Why does a guy like that work here, I mean he should be on the cover of Rolling Stone, not serving drinks.
Jim: Maybe he gets monstrous tips here.
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Jared: Maybe there's at third option, maybe Mr. Father-of-the-Year needs to accept who his son is.
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Jim: Let me guess, that wasn't the ghost of Jimmy Hendrix?
Melinda: They give new meaning to stage fright.
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Melinda (about a refurbisher for a keyboard): He's also looking to buy a condo, if someone wants to sell him one.
Delia: Serendipity, thy name is, Melinda.