Ghost Whisperer

Melinda: Who are you? Burning Ghost: It burns, everything burns. Melinda: What's that mean? Burning Ghost: He knows, he knows why. Melinda: Who knows?

Melinda: I don't think you came here just to make fun of my husband. Professor Payne: No, no I did not, although I do enjoy it. But I miss you. I miss you and I... You're avoiding me. Melinda: Not intentionally. Professor Payne: Did I scare you off? Melinda: I don't scare easily. Professor Payne: Crazy (Melinda suddenly found blood drops down the pillar, she looks up the pillar) Professor Payne: Your neck exercises? Melinda: Uhm Yes, actually you know that reminds to me I have a question for you. Professor Payne: You always have a question for me. This time before you ask, lets talk a little quid pro quo. If you get to ask a question, I get to ask you questions.

Melinda: Delia Banks, this is Professor Payne from Rockland University, he teaches the courses on… Professor Payne: I, I teach the use of symbols in the world of the occult. Man's need to believe in the unbelievable. Delia: OK (to Melinda) I'm going across the street and get some air freshener? Professor Payne: Air freshener? (Sniffing at his armpit) Melinda: Nothing to do with you.

Delia: So what is it? Melinda: The gift, I just had to get it out of the window before Jim saw it. Anyway, I'm gonna leave it here till Friday. Delia: So do you know what he's gonna get you? Melinda: Oh, I think he forgot, he has plans to play poker on Friday night. Delia: A ha, trouble in paradise. Melinda: No, he's just been exhausted. Working doubles. He got his dates mixed up. He'll realize it, figure it out. Delia: So, do you want me to drop a hint, the next time I see him? I'm pretty good at it. Melinda: No that's OK, thanks. I really want him to remember on his own. I mean it was a big night for him, for us. I just can't believe he would forget.

Jim: Tell me more about this ghost. He was on fire? Melinda: Yeah, he felt petty powerful. Jim: But nobody died in the fire. Where's he come from? Melinda: I don't know. It's like he was getting his power from the fire, I mean he looked at me and I got the chills. Jim: (chortles, points at Melinda) Chills, get it. Melinda: Oh alright, you're delirious. Get some sleep you're gonna be so sore in the morning. Jim: Oh, I'm already sore as hell. Ah, hell (referring to Melinda about her ghost on fire) fire. Melinda: Ok, sleep before I slap you.

Jim: I need you to lie down. (Melinda leans back against the pillows by the headboard) Jim: That's not lying down. Melinda: Well, why don't you turn your head sideways and then I'll look like I'm lying down.

(Melinda is helping Jim take off his shirt after he fought a fire) Melinda: Ooh. Ouch. Jim: No. That's my line. Melinda: You're too tough and stoic. Jim: It's good you reminded me 'cuz I wanted to scream when you were taking off my shirt.

Melinda: (teary eyed, to Jim after finding her surprise in the closet) I thought you forgot. Jim: I would never forget.