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Melinda: Is Harold glad to have his missing body back?
Jim: He is. And he didn't even ask why the dead guy was wearing a suit.
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Melinda: I thought you said you saw the light!
Jason: Yeah I think that was actually the street lamp behind you, it's giving you a bit of a weird glow. Made you look like an angel.
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Professor Payne: Uh, we've only been talking for three minutes, give me at least eight to nine minutes to unravel the whole mystery.
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Harold: Tell me this is a prank or a dream! I'll accept either one.
Jim: Harold, how do you lose a body?
Harold: My boss wants to know the same thing. It's going to be my ass if I don't come up with an explanation.
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Jim (to Tim): At least you realize you're a moron. That's a good first step.
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Professor Payne (to Melinda about Bryan): This takes everything you and I know about the supernatural and pretty much just blows it out of the wall.
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Jim (to Bryan): Hey, dead guy, can I have my ring back?
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Alyssa: We wrote up a list of things to do before we died. Jason knew he'd never leave that room, but that didn't stop him from dreaming.
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Melinda: he is dead while he is shoplifting. You are watching him dead. Dead man walking.
Professor Payne: Dead man shopping!
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(Professor Payne gives Melinda a candle.)
Melinda: Didn't I get these at the ninety-nine cent store?
Professor Payne: Maybe. I got mine at Bed, Bath and Voodoo.
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Professor Payne: You know what I say about instant gratification?
Melinda: What?
Professor Payne: (smiling) Takes too long.
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Professor Payne: Do you think it's easy being this brilliant Melinda? It's not, sometimes it....makes, it makes my head hurt, right here.
Melinda: OK, well there may be more to it than that. He said that he had to find 'her' and finish some kind of list.
Professor Payne: What do you mean her?
Melinda: He didn't say.
Professor Payne: You may have a problem!
Melinda: Why?
Professor Payne: You said, what, that ghost was 16 years old? Now you're dealing with something that's more unpredictable than a Haitian Death Culture. You're dealing with a teenage ghost inside a mans body with raging hormones, looking for a girl - good luck!
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Bryan (to Professor Payne): You're right, Rick. I did give up. And not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I wasted, how many opportunities I let slip because I was too scared. But you come to the point where you need to let your regrets go too, or they take over your life. I was lucky. I got that chance. Not everybody does. Also... Three years ago, I totally nailed your sister.