Gidget: Daddy, whose side are you on? I want to know right now. Are you a man or are you my father?
Russ: A car that old would be in the repair shop 90% of the time.
Gidget: If anything goes wrong, I'll fix it myself.
Russ: You are baffled by the complexities of a can opener.
Gidget: You're gonna find out there's at least one girl who knows where she's going and can manage perfectly well without the assistance… (screams as she falls into a small hole someone dug in the sand, then stands up) Oh! Why didn't you tell me I was walking into a hole?
Jack: Well, I, uh… I thought, if I warned you once, you might start depending on me.
Look for Joy Harmon (Treasure from episode "In God, and Nobody Else, We Trust")in a dance scene.